Everything I know about life I learned from my one year old son

• The only TV channel you really need is Disney Jr.
• A good, long nap might just be the key to happiness.
• Teething is the devil.
• It's really fun to read a book or sing a song 4 times in a row.
• Sometimes food tastes better if you steal it from someone else's plate.
• Bookshelves can make for great toy storage.
• Pooping your pants is no big deal.
• When watching your favorite show, it's best to get as close to the TV as possible.
• Bananas are God's gift to mankind. They trump all other foods. Except maybe puffs.
• Dancing and laughter should be a part of everyday life.
• Sometimes it's okay to randomly burst into tears.
• Every now and then, we all just need our mommies.

Do I have something on my face?