Not Me! Monday

Happy Monday, readers!

(Why does that seem like an oxymoron?)

Since I've been a bad blogger

and have not spent much time

updating the ol' blog lately,

I thought I'd dedicate today's post

to MckMama's Not Me! Monday

blog carnival,

because who doesn't love a carnival?!

Who would mention something

food-related in every Not Me! Monday post?

You guessed it... not me!

I sure haven't had a terrible diet lately.

I haven't indulged in pizza, pasta,

a Moe's burrito, Bojangle's breakfast biscuits,

and other carbolicious types of foods

all in the past week.

I am very conscious of my diet

and strive to stay in good shape.

Okay, now I'm starting to feel bad..

so maybe I'll back off

of that particular topic for now. :)

I am not also way too excited

for the second family of birds

that has moved into our little bird house

and for the teeny little babies

that tweet and chirp

when their momma bird

comes to feed them dinner.

Oh! And of course,

I am not super happy

that my stargazer lilies

have finally bloomed!

I don't go outside every day

just to check on them

and smell their pretty fragrance.

Pretty cool, right?

I planted those! Me! With my

very non-green thumb!

If I can do it, you can do it.

What have you not been up to lately?